Wednesday, August 22, 2018

**HONEY ON TOP OF A TREE: EPISODE ONE**

Wow! Tim, see that nice ass passing, nice baby, see how she is shaking it as she moves, wow, these women will be the end of us!” Abdalla told Tim as they stood at a bus stop close to a mosque opposite Kongowea market. It was around 6 pm. Tim had just closed his second-hand clothes shop and was on his way home. He was too famished to care about anything else as he had not made any substantial amount of money that particular day.


Abdalla continued to ogle at the shapely girl who was passing by them and the moment he noticed Tim was not looking at the direction that he was looking, he slapped him.
“Idiot! Why did you slap me? To just look at a woman’s ass? There are more important things in this world than ogling at women’s asses.” Tim told Abdalla. He was too hungry to care about whatever Abdalla was telling him.
“This is not just a woman, this is a woman who was created when Allah had just woken up and had fresh mind. He shaped those curves personally, just look at that lady, come on! Man! Stop being blind!” Abdalla insisted, talking so loudly with his perfect Swahili accent making the onlookers around him turn around to see at the young man who was praising a lady’s figure attracting attention of everyone.
“Abdalla, didn’t I tell you to stop using drugs? You are seeing your own things, the lady you are pointing at isn’t even shapely at all, or what am I not seeing?” Tim asked Abdalla. Abdalla suddenly held Tim by his right hand.
“Follow me, we can as well go to Bombolulu on foot, the angel is hidden from view by that Mtwapa Matatu, she is walking slowly ahead of it. Besides, with this traffic jam, we did rather walk.” Abdalla told Tim.
Tim saw the point in Abdalla and they decided to walk.
A lady who was walking in front of them, around 50 meters ahead caught Tim’s attention. She was walking in the company of two other ladies. She was wearing a loosely hanging dress but that did not stop her curves from being perfectly visible. Her butt was shaking with each step she took. She had nice thick ass, thick legs and was wearing some worn out sandals. Her hair was a bit rough and unkempt.
“Wow!” it was Tim’s turn to wonder and admire the lady who had caught Abdalla’s all attention.
“Told you man! You rarely see such a nice ass… see how she is shaking it… each step is like, Nairobi, Mombasa, Nairobi, Mombasa, Nairobi, Mombasa…” Abdalla was matching the two big cities names with each of her walking steps, completely mesmerized by her beauty.
He did not even realize when he walked right behind a Swahili’s behind knocking her from behind. The Swahili lady turned furiously and cursed Abdalla loudly, “Hey, you damned wild cat, can’t you look where you are going?” (Wewe paka mwehu, huwezi angalia kwenye unaenda?)
“Oh! So sorry, I am sorry, I was…” Abdalla was still talking when the Swahili woman clicked her mouth loudly and walked away without waiting for the apology.
“I told you to stop taking drugs.” Tim told Abdalla.
“I no longer take drugs, nowadays I am taking milk instead of buying drugs.” Abdalla told Tim while looking around.
“Hey, where did the lady we were looking at go?” Tim asked Abdalla still looking around as they tried to walk faster.
“That woman distracted us, she is gone. We will have to search for her.” Abdalla told Tim as they walked faster. Suddenly, a Matatu hooted from behind them. They jumped from the road as the Matatu missed them by inches.
“You, silly cunt, can’t you drive carefully?”(Wewe, Kumanina wewe, huwezi endesha gari vizuri)  Abdalla cursed as the driver went on hooting making other people jump off the road, actually it was at the side of the road he was driving, overlapping other vehicles trying to beat the rush hour and make more money in the evening.
“No need to curse him, he won’t hear you.” Tim told Abdalla noting at how angry Abdalla was. In Tim’s mind, all he was thinking was how he would go and sweet talk Mama Halima to give him some food on credit, at least 2 chapatis and beans with coconut for the evening. He had not sold any cloth that day and thus had no money with him at all.
“Abdalla, I don’t know what to eat this evening. I have not sold anything.” Tim suddenly told Abdalla. Abdalla came from a well of family but due to having involved himself with drugs, he dropped out of school and was roaming in the neighborhood sometimes pick pocketing from unsuspecting people.
“Ah! You should have told me early my friend, if it is food that you just need, follow me, I will show you where to eat until you are full.” Abdalla told Tim, suddenly turning at around VOK to head towards Kisauni.
“Where are you taking me?” Tim asked Abdalla.
“To eat, I have a friend of mine who will never deny me food whether I have money or not. Just come and see for yourself.” Abdalla told Tim. Tim had no choice than to follow Abdalla towards the interior of VOK to some places he had never walked through. They came to a small road side café which was so full of people noisily ordering their food. Most were low class people who came to eat cheap food at the food kiosk.
The owner instantly recognized Abdalla.
“Hey, Abdalla, what brings you here this evening?” The man asked Abdalla. He was seated at a make shift counter taking money from the people eating a few seriously overworked waiters struggle with the noisy customers some cursing and complaining they were being served slowly.
“I want some food, I have a friend too.” Abdalla told the food kiosk owner, whose name was Mwakazi Nyoka.
“All right, get seated and your usual food will be brought to you.” Mwakazi told Abdalla. It was becoming apparent to Tim that Abdalla frequented that hotel from time to time.
Within minutes, they were served with 2 chapatis each and some beans.
“He has to give me food every time I want because I talked to the Wakali Kwanza to stop harassing him whenever he is going home late.” Abdalla told Tim as he got munching one chapati hungrily like a hyena.
“Do you know them? The Wakali Kwanza?” Tim asked Abdalla surprised at how Abdalla mentioned the dangerous local gang with ease.
“No, I just know some of the few who belong to the outfit. I just told them to mark Mwakazi and stop stealing from him. The thing is, if these young idlers know you, they will spare you but most steal from people they know.” Abdalla revealed to Tim.
Tim was too hungry to follow the conversation. After Abdalla ate his one chapati, he noticed that Tim had finished his two chapatis.
“Hey, have this one of mine, I don’t feel that hungry. I guess I got so satisfied watching at that nice ass which we saw until I am no longer hungry, hahaha, Tim you should hunt that ass, it suits you best.” Abdalla said loudly attracting attention of some people who were eating while discussing various topics of life.
“Why can’t you pursue her?” Tim asked Abdalla. Abdalla looked at Tim. There was some sadness in his eyes.
“I cannot tell you for now, but I am not interested in women. I just admire beautiful women but not to have sex with them. If you can, win her. I will help you find the girl if I must.” Abdalla told Tim. To the amusement of some men who were listening to them.
“We even don’t know where she comes from…” Tim protested.
“That is easy, I will describe her to my friends and within a few days we will know even the very bed she sleeps on.” Abdalla told Tim sounding so confident about himself.
“Tell me how you will do it…” Tim pressed on.
Abdalla looked around as if to be sure no one was listening to them. It was obvious he was not comfortable telling Tim the details inside that hotel. Abdalla suddenly stood up and walked towards the door, leaving Tim stranded on the table they were seated at.
“Hey, are you going to eat forever, come on! Let us get moving.” Abdalla told Tim.
“I have not finished eating.” Tim protested.
“Stop eating like a woman, swallow the whole if it if you have to, eh! What is this you are eating for one hour?” Abdalla asked Tim and began walking away. Tim did not want to be left in that section of the estate which he was not so familiar to. So, he had to abandon the remaining beans on the table and follow Abdalla.
After he got satisfied, he really began to think about the strange girl who mesmerized them with her shapely body. Tim and Abdalla walked alongside the road full of potholes as motorbikes kept passing them on the dusty road from time to time.
“You were telling me something…” Tim reminded Abdalla.
“I think I need a shot, I don’t feel all right.” Abdalla told Tim. He was missing his drugs which he was struggling to overcome their addiction.
“You said your new year resolution was to stop taking drugs completely.” Tim reminded Abdalla. Abdalla did not say anything.
“These members of Wakali Kwanza know so many people who live in these neighborhoods, I will get a few of their boys, describe the mysterious girl to them and within days we shall know where she lives.” Abdalla told Tim. Tim was not so comfortable to be assisted by a gang of ruffians to search for a girl, but he had no better option.
They walked all the way to Bombolulu while discussing the girl they saw. The way Abdalla was describing her, you would think he had seen an angel.
“Lo! When I see a woman’s behind that is as nice as that girls, makes me wish I had love charms to win over all beautiful women in Mombasa.” Abdalla kept on telling Tim,
“But, amongst you Swahilis are the most beautiful women, why can’t you pick one of them and make her your own?” Tim asked Abdalla.
“These women come with a lot of expenses. The moment they realized they are very beautiful, they made themselves only available to monied men. In fact, I once had a Swahili lady, with a huge ass I could sit on comfortably as she stood up, thigh like a thigh (Paja kama paja mwanangu), {Abdalla was making motions to indicate how big the thigh was}, with nice bosom on her chest. But lo! The moment some rich guy from Tanzania showed her money, I was thrown outside like a dog. I used to lick her even her own legs, even the very ground she walked on, I would lick with my own tongue, but she still did not see that as anything and eventually left me. That is what made me this crazy. I still wish I would win her back but people tell me they moved to Dar-es-salaam and she lives like a celeb there. Tim, money is sweet, if you have it. No woman will turn you down.” Abdalla told Timothy. Tim wondered, if money was everything, how was the mystery girl going to accept him with his state of poverty, living in a tiny room worth Kshs 1,800 per month rent, living in a dirty neighborhood which he was even ashamed of?
Life was so unfair to him. He knew he had to work hard to make it in life. But working hard was not as rewarding as he had thought.
“I am trying to raise capital to begin my own second-hand clothes business. But life is so difficult. Sometimes you spend entire days without making even a single sale. You literally beg customers to buy from you but none buys. I am thinking of going to a mganga to seek charms to attract customers.” Tim told Abdalla.
“Oh! No, don’t think about that brother, you will get a lot of money but with a lot of problems. The devil does not have any free money to give around. It always comes at a price. Work hard my brother, you would rather earn little and live in peace, than have all the money in the world but have demons and jinis hunting you all days, sometimes sucking your own blood at night or worse, making your family members sick all the time. My brother, better little with happiness than a lot with misery. Even prophet Mohammed, PBUH, says we should seek money the right ways, I am sure even your religion talks about it too.” Abdalla told Timothy.
“Yes, Jesus, who you people call Isa, talks about money too. But my brother, for how long are we going to be poor? Just see, a man like me, I do not have even a smart phone in this digital age. People are talking of whatsapp, Instagram and others but my little phone can only make calls, and wake me up in the morning through an alarm which sometimes also fails. If God is fair, why won’t he distribute his wealth equally amongst us? But see, some people can afford these nice cars, “Timothy pointed at a Probox that was passing by the road. Its occupant however thought the young man was greeting him and waved back, driving towards away slowly. To Tim, even Probox was a nice car.
“You call that shell a car? My uncle drives a land cruiser. He has businesses spanning all the way from Kenya to Dubai.” Abdalla told Tim, motioning with his hands as if to indicate how big the business empire was.
“And why don’t you tell him to connect you to one of his businesses?” Tim asked Abdalla.
>>To be continued>>
Narrated by Anthony KERRY.

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